Welcome to Vegeta's DBZ RPG

Vegeta's DBZ RPG

Things that you will never hear in DBZ

NEW ONES :

Piccolo : "What do you mean green's not my color?!?"

Piccolo : "Do you prefer my antennas up or down?!?"

Frieza : "Well, Ginyu, I am proud of you."
Captain Ginyu : "Well..... thanks.......sir."
Frieza : "What's wrong Ginyu?"
Ginyu : "I hate to admit it sir, but your voice sounds gay"
Frieza : "WHY YOU??? Zarbon, does my voice sound gay?"
Zarbon : "The thruth master Frieza???"
Frieza : "Of course, Zarbon"
Zarbon : "Well, it sounds pretty ass gay to me."
Frieza : "At least, I don't have that gay look with long hair and earrings..."
Zarbon : "WHY YOU??? I'LL KILL YOU!!!"
-Blasts Frieza-

Goku : "Hey guys, I have won that fight!"
Krillin : "Wow, and your outfit doesn't even have a scratch!"

Great Sayaiman : "Geez, who gave me such a stupid outfit, such stupid poses, and such a crapy name?!?"

Vegeta : "Alright Kakarot, it is you against me..."
Goku : "Ok Vegeta, you choose the fight ground."
Vegeta : "Who's talking about fighting, I was talking about rock-paper-scisors..."

Tien : "AAAHH, what's that thing on my forehead?!? GET IF OFF, GET IT OFF!!!"

OLD ONES :

Goku : "No thanks, I am not hungry..."

Goku : "Sorry guys, I was thinking..."

Goku : "Geez, guys, I think that this guy is way too strong."
Vegeta : "We will never be able to beat him."
Krillin : "I'll finish him off, don't worry guys."
-Krillins beats the enemy-
Z fighters : "THANK YOU KRILLIN!"

Chi-Chi : "I think you have studied enough Gohan, why don't you go and train?"

Vegeta : "I love you Bulma. And you too Bra. And you too Trunks."

Piccolo : "And now, let's get the party started!"

Vegeta : "Fighting is wrong... we should all make peace."

Vegeta : "Bulma, I have figured out that keeping destroying the Gravity Room and not helping you re-building it was quite rude from me..."

Mrs Briefs : "Wow, the world is so great seen with opened eyes."

Krillin (found in bed with Chi-Chi and Bulma) : "Vegeta!!! Goku!!! What are you doing here so soon?!? It is not what it looks like..... NOOO..... not the trash can again!!!...."

Dr. Briefs' cat : "I CAN TALK!!!"

Bulma : "My hair look so nice. I will never dare to change them."

Gohan : "%?&? shit mom. I am going to do whatever I want to do."

-Pikachu entering the scene-
Pikachu : "Pika- Pika- Pikachu -chu"
Vegeta : "Aren't you cute, you little thing!"
Piccolo : "I wanna pick him and squeeze him and love him!!."
Tien : "Man, and I always thought that Chaozou was gay...."

Master Roshi : "Women are not sex objects. They are persons that can think and do things on their own. We must show them respect"

Krillin : "Shut up, Goku, you stupid morron. You know better that I can kick your ass!"

Chaozou -talking to Tien- : "Shut up you sissy, and act like a man. I won't always be around to save your life..."

Goku : "Sorry guys, no time to train, I must finish that book."

Chaozou : "HOLY SHMOLLY!!!"
Tien : "What is it Chaozou?"
Chaozou : "I AM A MAN!!!"

Vegeta : "When I'll grow up, I wanna be just like Hercule"

Gohan : "Mr. Piccolo, where do babies come from?!?"

Piccolo : "Man, I really need a hair cut!"

Piccolo : "Let's have some food around here!"

Radditz : "I am sorry Kakarot. I really wish that I would've been a better brother."

Gohan : "Mom, I got an E on my report card."
Chi-Chi : "That's OK Gohan, marks are not the only thing that matters."
Goku : "WHAT?!? That's it, young man, you are grounded. Go right away to hit the books!"

Piccolo : "Gohan, I am sick of training. Let's sit and eat some junk food already."
Gohan : "Shut the $%?& up, Piccolo. I want you to beat me up!"

Vegeta : "KAMEHAMEHA!!!"

Captain Ginyu : "Aren't we looking stupid doing all those poses?!?"

-Goku laughing at Frieza-
Frieza : "What is so funny?"
Goku : "Well, you are really looking gay."
Frieza : "HOW DARE YOU, I'LL KILL YOU!!"
-Frieza, after having been beaten up by SSJ Goku-
Frieza : "Darn you, you screwed all my make up!"

Piccolo (to Vegeta) : "Bulma's clothes are on the floor because...well.... huh.... darn it, I'm toasted..."

-Shenlong, comming out of the Dragonballs-
"Now, my wish will be..."

Z fighters : "THANK YOU HERCULE, YOU SAVED US ALL!!!"

Bra (to Vegeta) : "Shut up Daddy, you are so stupid..."

Trunks : "NO WAY.... I.....I..... I'M REALLY A GIRL!!!"
-thousands and thousands of feminine DBZ fans kill themselves....-

Vegeta : "GROUP HUG!!!"

-Piccolo holding a buck of beer-
Z fighters : "CHUG!CHUG!CHUG!CHUG!CHUG!CHUG!"

Goku : "I'LL KILL YOU ALL!!!"

Vegeta : "Goku?!?"

Nappa : "Hey look guys? I am a Super Sayai-jin!!! Well, yes, look at my mustache!!!"

Tien : "Stop following me everywhere Chaozou!!!"

Frieza : "I am gay and proud of it."
American fans : "OMG, we would have never guessed that one..."

American censors : "We know what we are doing!"

Shenlong (comming out of the Dragonballs) : "You take, you want, you take... and what about what I want?!? What about MY needs?!?"

Bulma : "Sure Goku, we will come."
Vegeta : "Aaah, Bulma, but tonight is our SPECIAL night..."

Bulma (after a night of passion) : "WOAH! Vegeta, you are a beast..."
Vegeta : "Well, I am a Super Sayai-jin, you know..."

King Kai : "Let's get serious here, we have work to do..."

#18 : "Gimme some of that hot stuff, Krillin..."